Well, it was the stink bug! After that, I always swore I could smell a stink bug!
"Nathan. I swear I smell a stink bug." And he would think I was losing it.
Then on another occasion, I FOUND the culprit, and tried to kindly catch it and throw it outside (Cuz if you mess with them, they spray!) Well, I upset him enough to make him spray, and the carpet stunk FOREVER. I tried EVERYTHING to make that smell go away!
(I would describe it as a sort of METAL smell, but with a funky kick to it.)
It took seriously TWO WEEKS before I couldn't smell it anymore.
Then, whenever I would sit in the recliner to watch TV, I would say, "Nathan. There is a stink bug in the house. I swear I can smell it." And he would say he couldn't smell anything. Well, after days and days of smelling that putrid bug, (and Nathan thinking I was NUTS.) I set out to find him and prove to Nathan that he existed! I pulled out the recliner to vacuum underneath it, and ALAS! A DEAD stink bug, right under the recliner! Sick.
Anyway, it took me a long time to explain this whole thing, but it does serve a purpose! So, I think stink bug GAS INHALATION during pregnancy caused my poor child to be born with "special" tendencies. I really believe there is a connection here.
Exhibit A
Exhibit B

5 comments:
Ha!
Cutest stink bug I have ever seen. I'm sure at times he is a stink bug but it can be easily solved. Hey where is the onesie?
Cole-Bug is a Stink-bug? Noooo.
He's a cute one. Silly kid!
I hate stink bugs!! In fact, I hate all types of bugs!!
But what I dont hate, is those pictures of Cole! SO CUTE!
That was funny! Toddlers are so dang flexible!
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